How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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