My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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