Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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