dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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