I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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