I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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