She announced her abortion via fbk
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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