no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
