how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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