I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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