So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think a kid would responsible me up
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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