As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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