I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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