Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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