do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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