I should be sponsored by Trojan
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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