we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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