I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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