The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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