If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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