no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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