you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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