this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Everything about him screamed your future.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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