batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
