marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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