I can text with my tongue
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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