are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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