And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
