"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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