is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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