it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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