she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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