ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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