Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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