their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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