Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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