She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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