On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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