Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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