There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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