NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he puts the penis in happiness.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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