i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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