hell yes lets make some ravioli
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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