They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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