Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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