There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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