I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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