Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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