they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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