i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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