We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
