God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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