I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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