spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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