Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize