But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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