I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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