My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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