One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
organizing the empties. That sober.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm bleeding and have questions
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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