i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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