what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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