Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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